Why didn’t my mind come with an off switch

I’m terrible. πŸ˜”

Can’t believe this shit πŸ˜’

Amen

Amen

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via belleclairdelune)

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(via forever-and-alwayss)

officialfrenchtoast:

when you already said bye and they still talking

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(via fake-mermaid)

blastortoise:

Green M&Ms count as vegetables right

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via forever-and-alwayss)

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via nemw)

(Source: oceanluverr, via too-many-teenagers)